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Have You Reached Your Breaking Point?

October 4th, 2006 at 08:48am Laurie

(If you want to enter my head and feel what it was like to pen the following find a copy of All The Young Dudes by Mott The Hoople and put it on your headphones as you read the following lengthy post, preferably at a high volume just a hair short of pain.)

This is going to be a super long post. If you have the attention span of a gnat PLEASE PLEASE press the back button. All the sugar coated pablum in the world awaits you. The following will force your brain to think. And by the way if frank and earthy language easily offends you PRESS THE BACK BUTTON NOW!! I mean it. Get out of here. If you jump when someone says BOO go back to where you came! If you have thin skin LEAVE! If your idea of fun is watching the Disney Channel, Mr. Rogers, Sesame Street and MTV GO AWAY! Think of me as your semi-shady high school coach not some prissy stick in the butt nanny in an ivory tower. I am going to tell you what you need to know in blunt language. If you are the sensitive mouse English major type that finds offence with that LEAVE NOW!! GOOD RIDDANCE!! I DON’T WANT YOU HERE, UNDERSTAND? If you read any further your brain will probably explode!! Come back when you grow up.

You have been warned!

A revolution has begun. Most likely you are not even aware of it. You are still in the stands. The question is this. Will you watch the players or will you grow some balls, walk up to the plate and take a swing at a ball going 100 mph 6 inches from your face? This revolution will be looked back on fondly in 30-40 years. You’ll hear people saying boy o boy I wish I was around in 2006. I wish I had taken a bit more action. I would be a millionaire by now. Man! I wish I had listened to those people and not my Uncle Bob that had the japanese taco stand that went belly up during the great depression of 2037. The internet of 2048 blows bad!! You have to be committee approved by Microsoft even if you want a simple one page website about your dog. Then it takes Grandpa Bill 8 months before he approves you. That’s if he approves you and then you pay the $2,000 a year website tax!

Things are changing so fast. Things are possible today that no one even dreamed of 3 or 4 years ago! Can you imagine? What do the whitecoats call it? A Paradigm shift I believe. Something so miraculous, so awe inspiring that it happens only once every thousand years or so.

Let me start this off by saying the following. If you are happy with the way things are in your life and you are perfectly content with the current treadmill you are on PLEASE press the back button and leave now. What I am going to pour out is not meant for you and it will never be meant for you. I mean it. If there was a way I could determine your sincerity and kick you off this page never to return again if you are another one of those “yea, that’s nice, what’s coming up on channel 7 at 9pm?” types I would. I’ve lived around those types a large part of my life and it sickens me. I don’t have to be politically correct here and I don’t have to sugarcoat the truth like so many others you come across. I MEAN IT! IF YOU ARE THAT TYPE THAT SAYS “yea, that’s nice, what’s coming up on channel 7 at 9pm?” GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE NOW!! I am so sick of that type mentality it it makes me want to wretch. Fortunately I do not have to put up with that crap any more.

Did you ever have a dream when you were 11 or 12 that you wanted so badly but those “in the know” all around you said it was a pipedream and “you’ll get over it”. Well Little Laurie never got over it and to those “in the know” from many moons ago all I can say is “FUCK YOU AND YOUR ATTITUDES”. The dreamkillers, the know it alls, the snotty teachers, the wankers, the prick assistant principals, the babysitters, the well meaning friends, the cousins, the uncles, the “so called experts” all of those from my past that kicked a dog when it was down “FUCK YOU”. I toast you all off the coast of Naples and think back that I was so fortunate to keep my inner dream alive and ignore the naysayers. There were supporters mixed in there too and to the few supporters, wherever you are in this world and the next, I raise a toast to you too. You will never know how much you changed someones life with just a few words and encouragement. Mr. Sharp, wherever you are, whether still playing around here or off in another place and time I SALUTE YOU. I never have forgotten that talk you had with me when I was 16 about my IQ and why someone in the top 2% could have such poor grades. You were the one that really understood. You told me schooling isn’t really best for everyone. Oh sure it’s always good not to drop out but as to putting yourself through the cookie cutter mentality of advanced academic schooling you were spot on when you looked me in the eyes and said “Laurie, A students make the grades, B students make the friends and C students make the money. One day I know you will be employing some of the A and B students in this school.”

He offered to start emancipation papers for me when I was 16 that’s how bad it was. I hated school with a passion. The teachers were so boring and the rote memory crap drove me insane! Yea, if your dream is to be a brain surgeon than rote memory learning is great. Memorize all week, take a test, then 5 years later 90% of that is long lost forgotten but you do have a sheepskin and a practice and a wife and 2.6 kids and a big house and bills and insurance and lawsuits and little league and tv and bridge and the normal stuff. What about those that got so sick of the system that forcefeeds you crap just so you are conditioned to be like everyone else and not question anything? F that! When I look at todays schooling system and see it’s 10 times worse than when I was growing up it truly scares me.

Can you tell by now I am a maverick? Have you read any of my other posts? Might I suggest you stop right now, read my other posts, then return here. Otherwise you will probably miss a lot. If you have read my posts you know I am not a bullshitter, a sugar coater, a wimpy PC advocate, a person that needs to please everyone. I need to please maybe 1 out of 1,000. The rest of you can just click the back button now because you don’t get it and you will never get it. FREEDOM! A slave that was never free has no way to relate to it. He/she may dream and imagine but until you tasted it you will never know. If you work at a job you are not free and never will be. Regardless of what your mommy told you or your preacher or your boss. YOU ARE A COST THAT MUST BE KEPT TO THE BARE MINIMUM! Now you may not like what I just said (I hope you don’t like it because that means you are getting close to breaking the chains) but you cannot deny the truth. I may say things that cause you pain but they cause you pain because somewhere deep down a little voice is trying to tell you it’s the truth and you are arguing with yourself. One side says NO! One side says Yes!

Whether you are a janitor that cleans toilets or a CEO of a fortune 500 company or a lawyer that works for a law firm YOU ARE A COST TO THE COMPANY THAT MUST BE KEPT TO THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM. Whether you like it or not, whether you agree or not, it’s the truth and non-sugarcoater Laurie is gonna lay it on you till it sinks in. Now being a cost to be kept at the bare minimum is not all bad. Sure you have your perks, your pension, your stock options, your lifestyle, your new car every year, your own office, your own parking spot. It’s sweet aint it? You have it all except for one thing. Do you know what that one thing is? You got it all baby except YOUR FREEDOM. A bird in a gilded cage is still a kept bird. I don’t care if you live inside a 24 karat gold cage you still are not free no matter how much the cage costs. A lot of the wannabees and the insincere types probably kept on reading and right about now you are blowing a fuse. Get over it baby! YOU ARE A COST TO THE COMPANY THAT MUST BE KEPT TO THE ABSOLUTE BARE MINIMUM.

The sooner you accept the truth the sooner you can plan your escape. If you feel your gilded cage is not a trap then it will be a long time till my prose makes any sense. That is why I said to the insincere what else is on tv tonight types to GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE. You got it all don’t ya? The trappings, the accolades from your peers, the country club memberships, the vacations in St. Kitts, the Escalade, the vested pension. Ya got it all dontcha?? I LAURIE SAY BULLSHIT!! What you have are trappings of a pampered prisoner, you don’t in anyway shape or form have freedom. Real freedom. Freedom to do as you damn well please, for as long as you damn well please, whenever you damn well please. Nah, you are tied to that gold plated treadmill. The truth hurts huh? It’s supposed to. The same way Iodine hurts on a wound. It hurts because it’s trying to kill all the crap infested in your head since birth.

(Changing inspiration music now, if you want to enter my head and feel what it was like to pen the next paragraphs find a copy of Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones, play it in your headphones as you read my thoughts, preferably at a high volume just a hair short of pain.)

The distinctive guitar licks open, the drum starts to beat deeply, the cymbals suddenly take over and then………

Evrywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy
cause summers here and the time is right for fighting in the street, boy
But what can a poor boy do
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
cause in sleepy london town
Theres just no place for a street fighting man
No

Hey! think the time is right for a palace revolution
But where I live the game to play is compromise solution
Well, then what can a poor boy do
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
cause in sleepy london town
Theres no place for a street fighting man
No

You see, you are inside a war this very moment and are not even aware of it the other side is so smooth. They want you to remain in your cage. You are making them a fortune. Why should they have any interest in your freedom? Your freedom will upset their balance book. so they offer another peanut to the few that grumble meekly.

You know what amazed me about the Matrix? Neo didn’t become aware of his power until he stripped his mind of all the built up crap. How much built up crap is inside your mind? How much since birth? How much in the last 5 years? If a coffeecup is full with stale coffee there aint no way fresh coffee is going in that cup. I will hereby tell you nothing in your life will change until you strip yourself of the old attitudes. Take that to the bank. You have programming inside you now. You are either content with it (if so great! Now GTFO!!) or you are not content with it. I will assume you are the one in 10,000 that is not content. The rest can keep chewing their cud. We all know what happens to fat cows sooner or later. What I want you to imagine is that there is a place called freedom. A place where you call the shots. A place where you can live the way you want to, not the way society wants you to. I am so sick and fed up with societies mores. I am a nudist at heart and clothes make me feel trapped. When I venture into society I must by law wear clothes. When I return to my abode I rarely wear clothes. I am writing this to you in the nude. Think I could do that down at the local grindshop? The police would be called and they would take away poor Laurie. When I am at my abode I wear nothing at all and my best writing occurs then while listening to my motivational favorite songs. It’s like the clothes restrict ideas. Once the clothes come off the ideas start flowing.

Have you ever been somewhere and had to put up with some bone dry, boring lecture by someone. Man o man that drives me friggin insane. I’ll start to imagine that boring lecturer taking off all his or her clothes and start dancing at the lecturn. It never fails to get an inner giggle or two. Society has placed so many restrictions on citizens nowadays it’s enough to make you pull your hair out in frustration. You can’t do this, you can’t do that, this is a no-no, that is bad for you, those will get you a ticket, that will put you behind bars, this will get you ostracized, that is only something done by fools, ad nauseum. Society for the most part has turned into one big flock of sheep and parrots. And to be honest that is how they want it. If everyone acted up all control would be gone. So you see the restrictions are placed on you since birth like a yoke around a pair of oxen. You are wearing a yoke at this moment and you are not even aware of it because they are so good at convincing you the yoke does not exist or if you figure out the yoke exists they convince you it’s wrapped in fur.

(Changing inspiration music now, if you want to enter my head and feel what it was like to pen the next paragraphs find a copy of Fire Down Below by Bob Seger, play it in your headphones as you read my thoughts, preferably at a high volume just a hair short of pain.)

What you are going to need is a fire down below. Until you are so fed up with your status quo you will keep doing the same thing over and over and over again. And you know what happens to people that do the same things over and over and over again? They get the exact same results over and over and over again. So my question to you is: are you ready to try something new? Are you ready to do something new over and over and over again? Are you ready to fail? Are you ready to lose money? Are you ready to step up to home plate and take a swing? Are you ready to do things that the others are not willing to do? Are you willing to sacrifice for 5 years (maybe more, maybe less) so you can live the rest of your life the way you want? Do you want one day to meet me off the coast of Naples in our rented 55 foot sailboat and drink a toast to all the naysayers of the world while the sun is setting giving off all shades of pink, orange and red? Are you sick of the BS’s, the scammers, the sugarcoaters, the dreamstealers, the meanwellers, the knowitalls and a million other pretenders. If you are it’s about time you started up that fire down below. Most are cold relics that parrot what they have been told. You on the other hand need to develop that fire down below that BURNS SO HARD AND BRIGHT AINT NO ONE PUTTIN IT OUT! Most don’t have what it takes. I’m not trying to be mean but it’s the truth. Statistically only one or two out of 100 that try will succeed. Not that it’s hard but because their programming is crap.

Yea! Crap! And I’m not afraid to say it either. It stinks. It blocks the good stuff. It’s been in your head so long you accept it as normal. It’s not normal and never was normal but you have been conditioned to believe it’s normal. Look, I’ll prove it. I’ll take 10 average people, give them each $10,000 to start a business with and at the end of the year 9 of those have lost their money and one of them has a thriving business. What separated that one person from the rest? His/her attitude and not a damn thing else. Until you get your attitude screwed on right you or no one else will make it. Sure you’ll have a just over broke (job) but you still won’t have freedom. Freedom to do as you please and not as a puppet controlled by a master. You think Tesla or Ford ever put on puppet strings and asked others to pull them? Not on your life babe! I am here right now telling you like it is.

Find that FIRE DOWN BELOW today. Stoke it, care for it, guard it as if your life depends on it. Because in fact your future life depends on it. As surely as the Sun will rise in the morning. That Fire will keep you going when everything else turns to shit. I have always had that fire in me. And no one, much less some know it all “expert” is ever gonna put mine out. As Patrick Henry said best “Give me freedom or give me death” You might as well put a bullet in my brain if you force me to work in a grindshop. It aint gonna happen and all I’ll do is make the others miserable with my tales of past freedom. Jeez, I only wish there was some way to tell you what that’s like. If only there was some way I could do a Mr. Spock mind weld and have you experience it for one minute. You would go crazy. You were there, you experienced it for one minute and now you must return to whence you came. I’m not anyone special. Just someone that got so sick and fed up I vowed to never accept failure or negativity. I had a dream since I was 11 that I kept stoking, regardless of exterior circumstances.

(Changing inspiration music now, if you want to enter my head and feel what it was like to pen the next paragraphs find a copy of Policy of Truth by Depeche Mode - Art Of Noise Mix, play it in your headphones as you read my thoughts, preferably at a high volume just a hair short of pain.)

Deep Synthesizer overload, deep heart like drum beat, Synthesizer overload Part II.

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
Pleasures remain
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
And forgettable

I have had a Policy Of Truth since I was very young. The problem is the world does not want to hear the truth. They want sugar coated fairy stories. They want cute 10 second sound bites. They want 15 second cutesy-poo hello-goodbyes. They want fabrications. They actually look forward to deception. Truth is a word unheard of in modern times. It’s almost reached the point where telling the truth is a crime. I mean with all this PC talk and equality it makes me wanna throwup. One thing, no matter how much I think positive about it, will not come to pass. It’s not discrimination, it’s a simple fact. I will never be a good Navy Seal as well as a man. No way. I am a woman and it does not matter how much people think life has to be fair I do not and never will have the strength of a man. I can become a world class bodybuilder and it aint going to happen in 100 years. No amount of PC is going to change the truth. Now we all may sit around and ponder big thoughts of equality but in truth and in reality it just is not going to happen no matter if a billion women think positive. Being a Navy Seal is tough enough without adding on you are 5 foot 3 and weigh 107 pounds. That said no Navy Seal is ever likely in my lifetime to give birth to a baby. Each one has separate but important jobs. This forcing everything to be fair and equal makes me sick. Life aint fair babe! I got news at 11 for ya! Life is not equal. Any attempt is doomed to failure. This homogenized plan for society also makes me ill. I’m just glad I don’t have to put up with it any more.

You see about 3 years ago I was making the good money. I had my internet business that brought in the bacon every day. Had several employees helping me out. Took trips whenever I felt like it. Visited Nepal at Christmas on the drop of a hat. Every day my paypal account was growing. It’s great huh? Well one day a friend let on to me she was diagnosed with cancer. Jeez, she was only 31 years old. Stage 4 cancer. She sort of ignored the symptoms until it was too late. I watched as she lost weight and changed. Finally after about a year or so she passed away. I was gobstruck. Only 32 years old and no more. Just like that! POOF! It hit me hard. It forced me to re-evaluate my life. Here I was making a sackload of money yet work, work work 7 days a week. I generally do not cry. But when she passed away I cried a lot that day. Then my tears started to dry and I spent a week thinking why I am working so hard? For what? When do I step off that treadmill? I vowed then and there I was never going to work that hard again. No amount of money is worth your freetime and favorite pastimes. I had saved up a small nestegg and decided I wanted to travel for a year or two with no strings attached. I had met a couple that were 30 and 33 that had retired already (he was a CPA and a partner that had salted away a shitoad of moolah) and all they did was sail around the world on their sailboat docking in whatever port they felt like that week. That meeting heavily influenced me. Along with the pre-mature passing of my friend. I decided to take a 2 year sabbatical. When I am 100 I don’t want to look back and say “Oh yea, working like a dog was fun, and taking a two week vacation per year was real fun”

(Changing inspiration music now, if you want to enter my head and feel what it was like to pen the next paragraphs find a copy of Cant Get It Out Of My Head by ELO, play it in your headphones as you read my thoughts, preferably at a high volume just a hair short of pain.)

Man! I was so excited. Like a kid a Christmas! I sat around for weeks planning and reading. I had traveled before so I knew a lot of the secret tips and places to stay. When I took off from JFK airport in New York bound for London’s Heathrow I was like a giddy kid again! As I took off that summer afternoon I watched as the skyline of Manhattan passed 3000 feet below me. In my minds eye I felt the frustration of a million souls locked inside those steel buildings wanting to escape but not knowing how.

It was the beginning of a two year journey that would take me around the world experiencing freedom in a way most will never know. There are a lot of us I discovered. Souls that love traveling as much as they do running an internet business. You see them everywhere nowadays. You know that couple I mentioned? They were members of the 7 Mares Club. (7 Seas) One day in Sharm El Shek I decided to launch a website only for travelers that have an internet business. That still is on the backburner. Hopefully one day I can get that idea going. So many ideas and not enough time!! I picked the song I’m listening to now for a special reason. It is in my personal top 10. Songs have to move me. I mean MOVE ME. Deep inside. Today’s sugar coated dog shit doesn’t cut it for ol Laurie. Can’t Get It Out Of My Head MOVES ME! I don’t know if it’s the piano or the magical lyrics or the haunting violins, I’m not sure. All I know is when I listen to that song I FEEL SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE. I don’t feel it in my head or my brain or my heart or my body but I feel it somewhere where I cannot explain it to you. The worlds biggest tuning fork goes off inside me when I hear that song. It’s like a huge homing beacon calling my name.

There’s something I can’t get out of my head since I was 11. It’s my biggest secret. No one knows about it. And no one ever will. If I die before it happens the secret goes with me. There have always been other secrets to go with my one BIG SECRET. Some call them dreams. Dreams, Secrets what have you. The important thing is YOU NEVER EVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE WHAT YOUR BIG SECRET IS. NO ONE! Not even the person closest to you. That secret stays inside you and it burns a hole inside you so big and it hurts SO BAD you are willing to do anything to make that secret come true. Do you have a secret like this? One that you have held for 20 years? It tears you up inside. It makes you passionately insane with desire. It occupies your thoughts from dawn to dusk. It calls your name over and over with a voice that has no voice and begs to be created but you just don’t know how yet or the money is not available yet to make the secret come true.

If you learn just one thing here learn this and learn it good. NEVER EVER EVER EVER TELL ANYONE WHAT YOUR BIG SECRET IS. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER! Unless you have a burning desire to hear “It’s impossible, that’s crazy, think like a normal person, where did you ever get such a silly idea, it won’t work, the economy is bad, someone already did that, you need to get back to reality, if no one else has done it what makes you so great, ad nauseum…….. Now do you understand why you keep it secret? Not only does it make the naysayers anxious to play their “can’t” cards it weakens you by letting that great big pressure of the secret inside you escape much like air escaping from a hole in a balloon.

So you say “Well Laurie, that’s all well and good but what has all that to do with the cost of eggs?” It has everything to do with the cost of eggs. I don’t sell products. I sell solutions. People always ask me what I do for a living. You know what I tell them? “I solve people’s problems” I don’t sell doodads or hype multicolored rotating hula dancers. I solve peoples problems. I have solved people’s problems since I was 13 or so. You have a problem? Tell ol Laurie what it is. We’ll agree on a price and when I deliver the solution you gladly pay me and even tip me! You had the most puzzling problem and I found the solution for you. If you have read this far I am assuming you have a problem. I am going to offer you a solution. If you like the solution then we agree on a price. If you don’t like the solution then you don’t pay me a penny. It cannot get any fairer than that. If you have read my past posts you probably have an idea of what I do and my feelings on what I do. A few months ago Chris released Adwords Miracle. He let loose with that one and changed many a Google campaign. A lot of people were very upset to say the least that he gave away so many closely held secrets. Chris has a secret gift to let others drop their guard. When the guard is dropped the secrets begin to flow. Today Chris released Affiliate Project X. This is the mindblowing followup to AWM.

In Project X Chris speaks of The Leech method, The Diary Method, The Workhorse Method, The Thief In The Night Method, The Copy The Best Part 2 Method and The Opportunist Method. Just one of these methods could be a book by itself. There’s no fluff or sugar coating. Chris jumps right in from the very beginning. Like a lot of others I thought Chris was a bit daft to release this stuff. Even though some of it was not new to me a lot of it was. I only need one good new idea to make it worth it for moi. Project X gave me about 100+ new ideas. In all fairness I honestly think Chris way underpriced this by about $900 at a minimum. More like he underpriced it by $4,900. I think Chris is like me in a lot of ways. He’s so fed up with all the crap and sugarcoating being bandied about he said enough is enough and is simply letting the bomb drop without cares as to who or who does not like it. I wish I could speak more in depth about Project X but it would not be fair to Chris. Let me say this. I found an early backdoor to the Project X website before it went live today. I can honestly say I think I was the first one to purchase it from Chris. Then I’m thinking I have it all to myself for 12 hours. Poor little Laurie was not counting on Chris not uploading the final Project X until later. So there I was, finished paying for Project X, poured a fresh cup of coffee, got all comfy in my chair, right clicked to save the file and NOTHING!! Remember this was 12 hours before the site went live. Chris had not uploaded the final version so stark raving mad nutters like moi could pay early and download it early. Later that day about 2 hours before the site went live the file was uploaded. I downloaded it and DEVOURED it.

All I can say is there are going to be a lot of mad bees out there once they discover the beans have been spilled. Chris goes into specific detail on all the methods. After reading Project X one can only wonder what Chris left out and still has hidden inside his sneaky head of his. I know this sounds silly and it sounds like hype but I compare Project X to the Da Vinci Code. Chris unlocked tightly guarded secrets and released them for reasons we may never know. Does he want to be a Big Shot? A Guru? Interviewed by the BBC? A hit contract placed on him by the Big Dogs? Who knows. All I know is this. If you have even the slightest idea of what the word affiliate means and if you are willing to step up to the plate and take a swing at a ball heading towards you at 100mph then Project X is for you. OK, I know everyone wants to hear both the good and the bad about Project X. Since Laurie is not a BS’er neither is she a sugar coater I have to tell you the truth. I tried and tried and cannot find something negative about Project X. It’s meat and potatoes for anyone willing to APPLY themselves. If you are drop dead lazy and want something for nothing with no effort at all STOP NOW! GO BACK THIS SECOND! DO NOT CLICK THE LINK BELOW!! You will be wasting your time, Chris’s time and my time. If you have reached your breaking point and are not afraid of a baseball being thrown 100mph then step inside.

Now to set the record straight Chris went live with two videos 24 and 48 hours before the Project X launch. It seems he had some punters thinking he was full of it. Chris took took them on with relish. Click the man or mouse link below and see with your own eyes.

Are You A Man Or A Mouse With Balls Of Jello?

As you heard in the videos Clickbank balked at some of the information revealed inside Project X. For reasons known only to Clickbank, Chris was told to remove a section of Project X. However he promised that he would manage somehow to get that edited chapter into your hands. Whether via a private email, a non-disclosure agreement or a password protected download site. I can’t even imagine what was so hot that Clickbank said it was a no go until it was cleaned up. Hopefully Chris will get that section out soon.

Now as you can imagine everyone and their dog is promoting Project X. I hear you say what makes you so different Laurie than every Tom, Dick and Harry out there on the net. Well, I’m glad you asked that question. I want you to not buy from me. YES, you heard correct! DO NOT BUY FROM ME! Until you have clicked on all the other Project X ads. Some are a straight link into Chris’s site and others take you to a review page and some others to a page similar to mine going into length about Project X. Then the special included offers if you buy through their link. I’m no different than the others. What I am going to do however is add my own special flavor of offers to the Project X pot. I want you to spend 15 minutes, check out all the other offers and when you decide on what you like the best come back here and purchase through my link. I will be waiting. That is how confident I am. A lot of other affiliates have set up great offers too. They have come up with some special bonuses unique to themselves. I just happen to be biased and feel mine are the best. You may not feel the same way so that is why I say look around, check out the other ads, check out the ones direct linking and check out the ones offering super unique bonuses. After you’re done come back.

Back so soon? Since you made it so far I have to assume you are serious. And if you are serious then I will be too for a few minutes. Please do not buy this if you are going to read this once and set it aside. I don’t want that kind of money. If you are hemming and hawing over the purchase maybe it’s better you wait a while, do a little more reading and see if this type business is really your cup of tea. If you know without a doubt you are not lazy and you will read this at least 7 times then once a week afterwards then you are the type I am looking for.

Yes, I could say a genie is going to appear and grant all your wishes like some others do. I could tell you all you have to do is push a couple buttons and your business will be built. I could. Like some others. I could even tell you that you are guaranteed to do XXXX amount in X amount of time. I could. Like some others. But I won’t. What I will tell you is this. I never asked for a guarantee in my life. I have only asked for an opportunity. Now you understand why I laughed when Chris mentioned the punters wanting a guarantee and proof.

You see, in life we only have opportunities, never a guarantee. Chris guarantees Project X for some crazy amount of time. But you know what? I only ask for an opportunity. I saw an opportunity in 1994 when the Net split wide open. I saw an opportunity in July when Chris released Adwords Miracle. And I saw another one of those opportunities on October 3, 2006 when Chris released Project X. An opportunity, not a guarantee, not a sure thing, not a can’t lose offer, just an OPPORTUNITY. You are presented with opportunities every day yet since you are not tuned into them they don’t appear to you as opportunities. They appear ordinary. Mundane. Boring even.

Before I tell you what I will include in my Project X pot let me tell you a story from a few years ago about opportunity. Now you know travel is my passion. I go through passports like a wino goes through Thunderbird. I traveled to China for their gigantic yearly trade show in Guangzhou. As I was walking around I was amazed at so many ideas for products. Every turn I made a new salesman would accost me with the latest gadget. I mean you are bombarded with products all day. It’s 3 stories and the size of 5 football fields. There’s even a McDonalds across the street! Well, little ol Laurie bumped into a product (I’m not going to say which one because I’m still selling it) that when I first saw it I basically started to snigger. WHO would buy THAT? I mean COME ON! That is the most stupid thing I ever saw in my life. I feel bad now because I kind of ignored the saleslady because I was not going to promote such a stupid thing. Can you guess the rest? A couple months later my radar picked up some newstories and some crazy action on Ebay. 24 hours later I had 10,000 of those stupid things on the way to the US.

I never ever sold anything so quickly and made money so fast as that item. And when I first saw it I thought it was stupid. I saw an opportunity yet I did not recognize it. It took me 2 months to get switched on. I was one of, if not the first seller on Ebay to have that item in quantity. The others in the beginning had just a few. My company cleaned house. Yet I might have missed it if I had not taken advantage of an opportunity. No one guaranteed me I would make it, no one guaranteed me my money would not be stolen in China by a tricky company, no one guaranteed me buyers would buy. Yet all I asked for was an opportunity, not a damn guarantee. So I ask you know with all honesty, do you want a guarantee in life or do you want an opportunity? Chris gives you a guarantee, you yourself must take the reins of the opportunity presented and ride that wild bucking horse with all the strength you’ve got. And when that horse flips you off and you get the wind knocked out of you, you’ve got to brush yourself off, pull the reins back in, and get back up on that horse as if nothing happened at all.

Are you that type? Chris and Laurie hope you are.

Now for the Project X pot o’ goodies you will get if you order through my link below.

1. A set of videos that are going to burn up your cable modem and positively explode your 56K modem. In fact if needed I can mail you the videos if you are on a 56K modem dialup. The files are big and I promise you will not be disappointed. If you are old school and think you know every single trick I double guarantee you will find at least a few new mindblowers. If you are new school your mind will explode!

2. A copy of the book I have had with me every day since I was 13. Written by a Master and I almost 99% for sure can say you have never read it or even heard of it. Very few have. It was taken off the market a few years after being published. If on the off chance you have read it, let me know and I will replace it with a mindblower you have not. All I can say this book is BIG and you have some reading to do. This book sends shivers up my spine. And if you know me, then you know my middle name is jaded. And this book still sends shivers up Miss Jaded’s spine.

3. A copy of a book that has filled my reading time every week over the last year. I stumbled upon it entirely by accident. It’s not on Amazon and it’s not at your local bookshop or Goodwill store. It’s rather something of an underground classic. If you read this far you sort of have a feel for me. You know somewhat my likes and dislikes. My feelings about this and that. I also know something about you. If you got this far I know you are a horse of a different color. This book is for us horses of a different color. It’s rather shocking on the first read and I don’t recommend it for your grandmother to read on a Sunday afternoon. You may have to call the men in white for her.

4. A copy of my private adwords websites bookmarks. These are 23 of my research/tool/spy sites that open in my firefox browser automatically every time I go to work. I also keep these on a 1GB USB stick along with my portable roboform password manager. That way I can go into any Internet cafe in the world and be at work in 10 seconds.

5. A special secret bonus that is for your eyes only. Let’s just say you could spend a year playing with all the advanced features and then only see half of them.

Between Project X, the videos, the two gigantic books from the Masters, the bookmark file and the secret bonus you will be quite busy shall we say. If one works 8 hours a day along with other daily commitments you must set aside 1 or 2 hours a day either right before bed or wake up one hour early or sneak in an hour or two sometime after work. You are embarking on mind training and it must be done everyday. If you don’t have the time or the initiative please don’t buy this. It will be a dust collector for you. I want you to use these every day for the next 5 years.

After you pay at clickbank, send the clickbank receipt to projectx at lostsecretsof dot com

Once your payment has been verified I will email you the extra goodies straightaway.

If you are ready to transform your life click below. If you are ready to go back to your old life click the back button.

Laurie

Ready? Then Follow Me!

P.S. A little birdie told me Chris is not going to keep this special launch price open too much longer. The rumour is after Thursday it’s going up. In my humble opinion however he is still undercharging by $900 just so he can stick it to them. Chris put out a email today he has updated case study videos and updated parts of Project X heading our way in the next few weeks. Hold on tight, it’s going to be a wild ride!

P.P.S. You may think all of the above is pure BS. You may have doubts. You may think ol Laurie is off her rocker. You may even think she is plumb loco and needs her meds badly. Well, that may be true. But will that change one wit in your life? In order to see different results you must do different things. If you keep doing the same ol, you’ll keep on getting the same ol. Are you 1 in 1,000? The odds tell me you are not. Prove me wrong.

P.P.P.S. If Chris can drop a few bombs so can Laurie. At this point I don’t care where the bomb drops and who gets splattered. If you read this far I think you might be a tad serious. Before you do one more thing, before you click the above links, before you get out of your chair, I want you to do one simple thing that will take you 30 seconds. Go to google.com right now. Type in: satellite dish Look to your right at the ads. Do you think those people are there because they just love flushing money down the toilet?

If You Think You Can’t

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If You Think You Can

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