Are You A Magic Pill Buyer?
I love advertising. I just love the OLD MASTERS of advertising. The ones that wrote the book on advertising. Not the Johnny Come Lately’s that spew regurgitated crap they discovered some new miracle method. Folks, the method has been the same since we were swinging in trees. Some of the monkeys wrote the book on it from 1890 to 1930 and all these other monkeys nowadays are running around saying they discovered something new! PLEEZE!
There’s nothing much new under the sun. But when I visit some website or new Magic Pill site I always have a chuckle. Are people REALLY THAT GULLIBLE??????
Look, you and me are gonna open a new business. I will open up a new website, have the payment processor go through Panama, the website will be based in Sweden and you and me will start selling THE MAGIC PILL!
Who Else Wants To Lose Weight, Grow Hair, Increase Their Penis Size 3 Inches, Reduce Their Golf Handicap, Learn How To Buy Ferrari’s For 10 Cents On The Dollar, Become a Millionaire In 14 Days And Become Irresistable To Women
That’s great copy huh? We will sell the Magic Pill. Guaranteed to do all of the above or your money back. Comes with a 6 month guarantee. Order now even if 2am in the morning. Will ship in a discrete package. Now what we do is find a pill manufacturer to concoct us a bottle of herbal pills for a grand cost of $2 a bottle. Shipping is $2 Our cost is $4 Now we advertise this on the net for $59.95 a bottle plus $8.95 shipping and give a discount for a 3 month supply, say $150 for 3 months worth. Do you see what we just did? We just took $12 and turned it into $150+ minus ad costs and fullfillment costs
Now you may laugh at this scenario. NO ONE is that stupid. Right? Wrong!
Run a google search on “12 month millionaire”
What you will read is gonna blow your mind. I remember seeing one of VJ’s ads in Maxim around 2002. Moi reads Maxim? Only to keep up on markets my dear. Anyhoo’s, VJ was a po New Jersey boy with a dream and a burning desire.
I will mention this now. You can read all about VJ’s troubles with the alphabet agencies and all the court procedures against him and all the rants and raves of villagers that are ready to burn him at the stake BUT VJ DID NOT HOLD A GUN TO ANYONES HEAD AND FORCE THEM TO BUY. These people bought after making up their own minds. Or perhaps having their minds made up for them (that’s another story) but the fact of the matter was and is these buyers were adults with their own somewhat of a mind. They purchased products without a gun held to their head. Far from it for me to be the one to pass judgement on VJ. Did he do anything much different than a multi-national corporation that sells a proprietary drug that costs them 3 cents a pill to manufacture and market that same pill for $10 each? I ask you.
You can read all about VJ’s legal challenges. I’m not here to debate or discuss legalities/technicalities. I want you to look past the messenger and read the message. Do a google search, spend 10 minutes reading about his product “the 12 month millionaire” and return. Done? Good! What VJ managed to do has never been done before in marketing. He for sure broke new trail rather than riding the old. What he also did was write a gigantic discourse on marketing and what works and does not work. It’s not BS. He was there and he did it. Again, I refuse to judge the man, I’ll leave that for others to cast the first stone, all I’m saying is VJ did something really amazing in a marketing sense. I have his epic work and all I can say is WOW! He really gives some food for thought. Rated AAA+ by yours truly. Now you may disagree with him on certain things he did (I know i never would do some of them) but you must give credit where credit is due. I think his little epic course will go down in history. He reveals a lot of techniques I was not aware of. And a lot of new stuff I’ve never seen anywhere.
Would you buy a book from a convicted felon, a past wanted man in several states and according to several state attorney generals “the biggest scam artist on earth”?
Again, I want you to ignore the messenger and read the message.
Getting back to the Magic Pill. We would roll out with international ads in Playboy, Penthouse, Maxim, all the skin trade rags, then rollout with the national enquirer, sun, weekly world news type rags. After that maybe 3 or 4 infomercials with that spanish guy from Chips. Mix that up with a good 50 million piece direct mail campaign that returns one to one. After all is said and done we take in 100 million plus in 9 months. After ads, overhead, refunds, attorney retainer fees, slush fund contributions, 5,000 a plate dinners with state governors, under the table payments etc…. we are left with 50 million plus for 9 months of promotion. Maybe even 100 million if we push it. Is that a fair exchange?
Is our 50 Mil Magic Pill hucksterism any different than those miracle products you see every day if you watch tv? I’m not even going to name names here. We are all adults and we all know the miracle late night products. Folks, for your info, those products cost at a maximum $4-$6 dollars yet are hyped 24/7 for $49, $69 or $97 with 3 easy payments. Are the current masters of the late night crowd really any different than what VJ did? For that matter is the late night huckster crowd any different than the snake oil salesmen of 150 years ago that traveled from town to town in a covered wagon selling sugar water or a weak alcohol mixture for $1 a bottle in downtown Dodge City that cost them 5 cents to make up in the back of their wagon?
All these ranting and raving lunatics that promise you will sing with the angels after you die and you will have 24 carat gold wings if you only make a love donation of $39.95 to their PMB box in Alabammy or their 1-800-GOD-LUVS number. I mean come on people! Put your thinking caps on. In an honest world a slick haired slimeball with a southern twang would not be allowed to milk old ladies for 10 percent of their social security check but money talks I suppose. It’s ok to promise people golden wings in Heaven or that God himself talks to you but if you sell a pill to men that maybe/maybe not increases your penis length you go to jail. That makes a whole lotta sense. Yea, yea, yea, I can hear all the attorneys screaming right now that VJ got what he deserved. VJ was a crook that stole. VJ was a werewolf. VJ was a vampire. VJ sprouted horns and breathed fire. I hear it all. But what made VJ any different than all these other “nice sellers”? I’m waiting. VJ was an easy shot. Maybe he didn’t have the best lawyers in the world. Maybe he was too good for his own good. Maybe he really is a greedy, self centered asshole that could give a shit less about anyone but his mom and immediate family. Is being an asshole a crime nowadays? Is being self-centered a crime nowadays? Hell for that matter is being greedy a crime nowadays? If greediness is a crime then they better enlarge the penal system a million times more than it is now!
I do not endorse whatsoever what VJ did and I would never ever sell the products VJ sold even if I could make a jillion dollars in 5 days. I draw the line at some point. The fact of the matter is however I do salute VJ’s marketing genuis. Even convicted felons can teach you a thing or three.
Oh, BTW, after reading the above do you still want to buy my Magic Pill guaranteed to do 17 amazing things to your body. It has a 6 month guarantee!
As an aside people. My daddy used ta say, “There ain’t no free lunch sugah, but you’ll get rich selling to those that think there is” In life there is no magic pill. The problem is so many people are like Ponce De Leon eternally looking for the miracle. Sweat is no miracle, testing over and over again is no miracle, taking calculated risks is no miracle, studying markets is no miracle, paying your dues is no miracle, reading books is no miracle, selling a product you are proud of is no miracle, attending seminars by those that walk the walk is no miracle, the fact you one day must face is you cannot get something for nothing, you cannot take a magic pill and your pecker grows 6 inches, you cannot take a pill and 10 pounds comes off overnight, you cannot take a pill and speak a foreign language in 30 minutes.
Ignore the messenger, study the message. And sell something other than penis pills.
L
Somewhere In Bangkok
P.S. My wings started to flap yesterday and I ended up in Bangkok. Beautiful Bangkok, Land Of A Million Smiles. The people here truly are so friendly and humble. It always amazes me. Did you know policemen wear masks here because the pollution is so bad but what the heck it’s never bothered me yet in a Tuk-Tuk. Try sitting in a 2 stroke Tuk-Tuk belching blue smoke then 2 more Tuk-Tuks pull up on both sides both of them belching blue smoke all the while it’s 97 degrees and 85 percent humidity. Yea baby!
“Something is about to happen. Something very wonderful.”
P.P.S. For those of you that would like a taste of the 12 month millionaire, here is VJ’s introduction page to the 12 month millionaire. Enjoy!
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